Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

Malvern, Pa

In the wake of the Illadelphia Convention, 2/3 of the Triumvirate take a well-deserved break to celebrate the ratification 139 NFL Pick ‘Em Spectacular Constitution, v3.0. Bernan, an avid cyclist, spent the weekend preparing for the upcoming 24 Hours of Adrenalin race in Southern California, while Gault used his free time to look at shiny things and wave at them.

Unfortunately, this is the only picture available from Bernan and Gault’s time together, as this retreat happens to be the kind of place where taking photographs is strictly forbidden.The APT has it on good authority that later activities included an all-male conga line, dance party, and team water-skiing pyramid.

Take a good look at the only mope ever to buy the short-lived Crest Yellowing Strips