Tired, Poor, Huddled Masses Yearning to Play Pick ‘Em

San Francisco, CA

Over the weekend, nearly 60,000 hippies and mopes descended upon San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park, where an impromptu music festival was held to celebrate the commencement of the 139th NFL Pick ‘Em Spectacular. A very peaceful and accepting riot broke out when the crowd was told only 13 lucky winners would be selected to participate in the pool.

After the wreckage had been cleared, Radiohead’s Thom Yorke remarked that he was “chuffed to bits to meet the APT, but Bruister’s the mutt’s nuts. I’d like to have a flutter on him to win it all this year.”

Our beleagured staff is still working on a translation. More with less this year, people. More with less.