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As a follow up to yesterday’s comparison between the 2008 Ravens and the 1995 Owings Mills Recreational Parks Club lacrosse team, a number of you emailed me with an interesting question. I don’t have time to respond individually to each of your long letters, but I do want to put the question out there for the rest of my readers:

Who would you rather not see in a dark alley, c. 1996 – Ray Lewis or our very own Baumer?

Clearly, these are two forces to be reckoned with, but a quick breakdown reveals some interesting similarities…

Ray: Incredible physical specimen, 2X FL State Champion Wrestler, Possibly Murderous Future:

I did not stab or kill anyone.

"I did not stab or kill anyone."

Baumer: Slighty taller than an average person, 2X Shedder of Actual Tears at the MD State Tournament, had a “Born To Kill” sticker on his first Bacharach helmet:

I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.

"I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir!"

I know who I’d pick…what about you?

Dr. B’s Power Rankings

Overall (Last Week)
1. Bru 301 (30)
2. White Ray 288 (39)
3. Roland Brice 283 (31)
4. Heri 282 (37)
5. Damo 280 (44)
6. Joe 279 (37)
7. Guv 277 (39)
8. Hammer 276 (38)
9. Dix 272 (21)
10. Gault 272 (17)

“I’m thinking, ‘Snap the ball. Snap the ball,’ ” the future Hall of Famer said. “There’s a backside A-gap, and I promise I’m gonna shoot it. He was sitting out there, and I’m like, I’m gonna kill this dude.”
--- Ray Lewis

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