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Suck it, Pool!

July 21, 2008 in Hilarity! | Tags: , , , , | by The APT | Leave a comment

Training camp opens today, and the odds-on favorite to win the 139th Pick Em Spectacular is, once again, Bernan. His many detractors will point out that his rush to marriage and subsequent lack of social interaction give him an unfair advantage, but The APT brings up an excellent point:

If that’s the case, how come no one seems to think that Hammer will stand a chance this year?

Dr. B’s Power Rankings

Overall (Last Week)
1. Bru 301 (30)
2. White Ray 288 (39)
3. Roland Brice 283 (31)
4. Heri 282 (37)
5. Damo 280 (44)
6. Joe 279 (37)
7. Guv 277 (39)
8. Hammer 276 (38)
9. Dix 272 (21)
10. Gault 272 (17)

“I’m thinking, ‘Snap the ball. Snap the ball,’ ” the future Hall of Famer said. “There’s a backside A-gap, and I promise I’m gonna shoot it. He was sitting out there, and I’m like, I’m gonna kill this dude.”
--- Ray Lewis

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