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Triumvirate Convenes in Illadelphia, Sort Of

July 30, 2008 in Hilarity! | Tags: , , , , , , , | by The APT | Leave a comment

Wikipedia reports that the Triumvirate will be convening in Illdelphia, PA this weekend to hammer out the 139 NFL Pick ‘Em Spectacular Constitution, v3.0. It’s worth noting that one particularly limp-wristed member of the Triumvirate, shown below sporting his traditional shit-eating grin and stuffed antlers, will be telecommuting to the Illadelphia Convention, and thus his influence will be severely compromised, much like his manhood.

Artist's Rendering of the framing of the 139th NFL Pick 'Em Spectacular Constitution v3.0

Artist's Rendering of the framing of the 139th NFL Pick 'Em Spectacular Constitution v3.0

Stay tuned to this space for more details on this historic event.

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