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Hammer 558 (49), BA 537 (48), Ray 523 (45), Dix 518 (47), Guv 500 (42), Baum 479 (26), Heri 477 (40), Dubes 462 (42), G 415 (11), CompuBru 384 (0), Sam 369 (50)The original CumpuCoach, Brian Billick, shown here during his appearance on the acclaimed "Match Game"

The original CumpuCoach, Brian Billick, shown here during his appearance on the acclaimed "Match Game"

Thursday Night Football:

New Orleans vs Old Orton’s Bears

Baum’s Birthday Football:

TB at Atl

Buff at Jets

SEA at STL

SF at MIA

GB at JAX

Pitt at Baltimore

NYG at DAL

Min at Arizona

Second Night of the Rest of My Life Football

Cleveland at Illadelphia

San Francisco, CA

Over the weekend, nearly 60,000 hippies and mopes descended upon San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park, where an impromptu music festival was held to celebrate the commencement of the 139th NFL Pick ‘Em Spectacular. A very peaceful and accepting riot broke out when the crowd was told only 13 lucky winners would be selected to participate in the pool.

After the wreckage had been cleared, Radiohead’s Thom Yorke remarked that he was “chuffed to bits to meet the APT, but Bruister’s the mutt’s nuts. I’d like to have a flutter on him to win it all this year.”

Our beleagured staff is still working on a translation. More with less this year, people. More with less.

Dr. B’s Power Rankings

Overall (Last Week)
1. Bru 332 (31)
2. White Ray 326 (38)
3. Roland Brice 315 (32)
4. Heri 315 (33)
5. Damo 306 (26)
6. Guv 306 (29)
7. Hammer 304 (28)
8. Dix 302 (30)
9. Art Kade 296 (17)
10. Will Gates 294 (22)

“I’m thinking, ‘Snap the ball. Snap the ball,’ ” the future Hall of Famer said. “There’s a backside A-gap, and I promise I’m gonna shoot it. He was sitting out there, and I’m like, I’m gonna kill this dude.”
--- Ray Lewis

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