Triumvirate Convenes in Illadelphia, Sort Of

Wikipedia reports that the Triumvirate will be convening in Illdelphia, PA this weekend to hammer out the 139 NFL Pick ‘Em Spectacular Constitution, v3.0. It’s worth noting that one particularly limp-wristed member of the Triumvirate, shown below sporting his traditional shit-eating grin and stuffed antlers, will be telecommuting to the Illadelphia Convention, and thus his influence will be severely compromised, much like his manhood.

Artist's Rendering of the framing of the 139th NFL Pick 'Em Spectacular Constitution v3.0

Stay tuned to this space for more details on this historic event.

Suck it, Pool!

Training camp opens today, and the odds-on favorite to win the 139th Pick Em Spectacular is, once again, Bernan. His many detractors will point out that his rush to marriage and subsequent lack of social interaction give him an unfair advantage, but The APT brings up an excellent point:

If that’s the case, how come no one seems to think that Hammer will stand a chance this year?