Of Time and the River, A Legend of Man’s Hunger for Week 2

The inexorable march of time – much like the graying of Zuck’s hair – rolls on in 2009. We’ve come a long way since our humble beginnings as an email chain dominated by nonsensical ramblings from Bernan and Baumer coupled with Gawful’s wobbly spreadsheet.

Incredible advances in blogging and math-doing technology have enabled us, like the Madden Curse, to become smaller and more efficient. The proliferation of social-networking applications have us feeeling closer and more connected to our friends than ever.

Welcome to America, New Guy...you'll do well here...

But, even with all those changes, we’re Still Pick ‘Em:

Pick ‘em is the game, Rules? Let’s keep em the same

Still bout Super Bowls, still Xs and Os                                                                                                                                                                      Still, not loving field goals ( uh huh )                                                                                                                                                                  Still rock our khakis with a belt and some pleats                                                                                                                                             And we still got love for the streets! repping 4-1-0

Still...making jokes only he finds funny

Week 2 Games:

NO at PHI
OAK at KC
NE at Jets
TB at BUF,
SEA at SF
Balty at SD
Pit at CHI
Cle at Den

SNF:
NYG at Dallas
MNF:
IND at MIA

Not with a Bang, but a Shoulder

Bodymore, Murdaland

The promising career of Kyle Boller was put on hold once again this morning with the news he’s been placed on Injured Reserve for the 2008 season. Luckily, the Ravens were able to extend his contract prior to the injury, guaranteeing that the 5th year man will remain the Ravens quarterback of the future for at least 6 more months.

Cagey Cam ‘Cam’ Cameron had spoken in glowing terms about the Cal graduate, describing his play this summer as “cautious, wary, and shrewd.”

So it goes.

Boller’s Boleros, a local Ravens Roost formed by Kyle’s parents to drum up support for their son during the maturation process who is still in search of its first non-familial member, declined to comment, but did note that “at least Kyle’s no longer dating Tara Reid”. They also concede that their chosen nickname was ill-conceived and are open to suggestions.

The APT suggests Ray’s Rice Rockets.