The original CumpuCoach, Brian Billick, shown here during his appearance on the acclaimed "Match Game"
Thursday Night Football:
New Orleans vs Old Orton’s Bears
Baum’s Birthday Football:
TB at Atl
Buff at Jets
SEA at STL
SF at MIA
GB at JAX
Pitt at Baltimore
NYG at DAL
Min at Arizona
Second Night of the Rest of My Life Football
Cleveland at Illadelphia

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December 11, 2008 at 10:34 am
Samantha Lane
Thursday Night Football:
Old Orton’s Bears (7)
Baum’s Birthday Football:
Atl (1)
Jets (4)
SEA (5)
MIA (6)
GB (2)
Baltimore (3)
NYG (9)
Arizona (8)
Second Night of the Rest of My Life Football
Illadelphia (10)
December 11, 2008 at 11:29 am
Heritage
New Orleans – 5
Atl – 1
Jets – 4
SEA – 2
MIA – 7
GB – 6
Pitt – 3
NYG – 9
Arizona – 8
Illadelphia – 10
December 11, 2008 at 2:51 pm
michael d
New Orleans 6
Atl 7
Buff 3
STL 4
MIA 10
JAX 1
Baltimore 9
DAL 5
Min 2
Illadelphia 8
December 11, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Rod Blagojevich
I’ll take the hometown guys for four personal favors.
If they don’t perform, fuck ‘em.
December 11, 2008 at 5:06 pm
the guv
Bears for 5
Perfection starts here.
December 11, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Rod Blagojevich
Also, I will take the 1958 Baltimore Colts over the New York Giants on Saturday Night Remastered in Color and High Definition Football. My attempts to sell the rights to the 1958 NFL Championship to a partnership headlined by Pat Summerall and Frank Gifford got me into some trouble.
December 11, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Dix
Bears – 3
Atl – 7
Jets – 9
Seahawks – 6
Fins – 8
GB – 4
Ravens – 5
Dallas – 1
Vikings – 2
Eagles – 10
December 11, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Ricky Ross
Saints (3)
December 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm
10 Ft Tall Tree Man
Bears for 8
And, you’ll be hearing from my agent re: using my likeness in your little blog, fuck face. I’m trademarked, so, technically, I own you now.
December 11, 2008 at 7:13 pm
your mom
New Orleans (3)
December 12, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Rod Blagojevich
Dear White Ray (aka Our Collective Mother),
Your choice of the New Orleans Saints in the Battle of the Boilermakers has been deemed “valid” by the Triumvirate. Despite the fact that the pick was submitted at the end of the first quarter of play, we are giving you credit for “use of your 3 point game for Week 15, pick’em 139.”
Please note that the Triumvirate may have ruled differently if the outcome of the game had varied.
P.S. We liked the old moniker more.
Sincerely,
Rod
December 13, 2008 at 7:17 pm
the guv
Atlanta – 6
Buffalo – 1
Seattle – 4
Miami – 9
GB – 3
Ravens – 7
NYG – 2
Arizona – 8
Philly – 10
Actually, assigning points is irrelevant when perfection is guaranteed.
December 14, 2008 at 8:22 am
Ricky Ross
Saints (3)
Dolphins (9)
Jets (7)
Packers (6)
Falcons (5)
Rams (1)
December 14, 2008 at 9:09 am
G
Atl 10
Jets 9
STL 2
MIA 8
GB 3
Pitt 4
NYG 5
Arizona 6
Second Night of the Rest of My Life Football
Illadelphia 7
December 14, 2008 at 11:00 am
Rod B
Chi 4
Atl 2
NJ/B 9
Stl 3
Mia 7
GB 1
Pit 8
Dal 6
Ari 5
Phi 10
December 14, 2008 at 11:19 am
10 Ft Tall Tree Man
Old Orton’s Bears 8
TB 3
Jets 7
SEA 4
MIA 5
JAX 2
Baltimore 10
Dal 9
Min 1
Illadelphia 6
December 14, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Ricky Ross
Cards (8)
Giants (4)
Ravens (2)
Eagles (10)
December 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm
papa sanchez
Late, but on my honor, I did not see one score before submittal.
Illadelphia 10
MIA 9
Jets 8
SEA 7
Atl 6
Arizona 5
Baltimore 4
GB 2
DAL 1
- WRL
December 14, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Rod B
we respect the christmas tree lot and your honor, papa
heart,
triumvirate
December 15, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Hamilton Blake Worthington, IV
I’d like to challenge the dishonorable Papa Sanchez to a duel. I demand satisfaction.
December 15, 2008 at 12:45 pm
F. Worthington Cartwright III
HBW4,
Let’s pull something together this weekend before the Soaring Poets take on the Uncultured Cow Fellows on SaNF.
White Raymond’s picking tendencies are highly suspect, but his pedigree commands our attention.
December 17, 2008 at 2:06 pm
your mom
WRL, is in full support of gathering to watch the redneck cowgirls be tar and feathered by the Ravens….
And the Papa accepts any and all duels. Jousting would be my preference. (Always knew my fencing and polo lessons at Gilman would pay off)